I recently stepped out the door to go to work, turned to lock my door, and watched in startled horror as someone dropped a medium-sized couch from somewhere over my head onto the base of the stairs I use to leave for the bus.
No explanation. No warning. Only SUDDEN COUCH.
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writingfromfactorx reblogged this from greenchestnuts and added:
I might have, but I was late! For the bus! And for work! So I just blinked, scurried round the back way—the entire...
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starfoozle said:
Good lord.
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aceeccentric said:
….D: Oh dear. I would have possibly had a panic attack.
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greenchestnuts reblogged this from writingfromfactorx and added:
This phrase is going to stick in my head like LIZARDY DEATH FROM ABOVE! Come to think of it, you and things dropping...
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greenchestnuts said:
??!
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ace-muslim said:
Eeek!
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knittedace reblogged this from writingfromfactorx and added:
I am a firm proponent of the world needing more randomness and surreality, but this is a step too far
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